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#26: Journey Up the Dee-Enda Scale - The Alicia Story

The group gets together once again. First Albert recalls when we met a girl named Co-Angel in Las Vegas. Then we develop a scale to gauge the coolness of a person which is measured in units of Dee-Endas (ding). Then we briefly discuss President Trump, the Women's March, the March For Life, and the recent Star Wars movies. Then our guests arrive - La Marca and his girlfriend, the lovely Alicia. We learn about Alicia (and consequently La Marca), recall how they met, and Alicia keeps rising up the De-Enda scale with a few bumps. We all recall bad (and good) first dates, getting pulled over, and how to avoid getting a ticket. We end the show with Alicia and La Marca describing their trip to NASA in Houston, Texas and a bit more prostate talk.

#25: Invasion of Homes and Assholes

The core four are finally back with no guests for the first time in months. We start the show with the revelation that Ron's house was broken into. He discusses how he found out, what was taken, and the ongoing search for the dirty rotten scoundrels. We then talk about the inauguration of our new POTUS Donald J. Trump and, given our hot first lady, whether we can masturbate to the ceremony. We then talk about prostate exams and other exams which requires a stranger's fingers to be entered in one of our orifices. Then, after prostate talk, we annouce that Gil's mom, niece, and sister Belia (the first Permy award winner) are moving to the Phoenix area which could lead to the creation of a spanish-speaking version of the Laverne and Shirley show. We end the show with some Air Supply talk, a teaser for a future Die Hard commentary podcast, and then hear a message from one of our many sponsors. 

#24: The Birth of a Podcast

The group is back featuring Permy-winning guests Tucson Steve and BDR. We discuss Ms. Garrett's rack, can lesbian really have sex, and review the previous week's award show. We then review the movie "Passengers" [WARNING - spoilers-a-plenty] and discuss ethical dilemnas in deep space. This leads to a discussion about beards (the ones on your face). Then we tried to have a serious discussion about race relations in America but we just ended up saying a lot of racist things. We ended the show with a few stories including when Jenifer and Ron met Kevin Hart.

#23: 2016 Permy Awards

It's the 2016 Permy Awards!!! And the nominees are...

Best Caller:

• Tucson Steve
• Gary Eddie
• Soundbite Jen
• Belia

Best Guest Soundbite:

• Anthony – “I’d be eating eat a baby!”
• BDR – “OMG, do you have lube?”
• Gary Eddie – “So what’s going on, are you flying out, I mean, where are you going?”
• La Marca – “Kumite! Kumite!”
• Dr. Smith – “You are fucking it up, you are screwing the pooch.”
• Tucson Steve – “Your permission to podcast has been revoked.”
• Yvonne – “Long time listener, third time guest.”

Best Revelation:

• Albert owes 60K in student loans
• Gil pees sitting down
• Jen and BDR in love
• Yvonne is pregnant
• Gil jacking off
• Ron’s ex-wife was black

Best In-Studio Guest:

• BDR
• La Marca
• Tucson Steve
• Yvonne

Best Soundbite Montage From Hosts:

• Albert
• Gil
• Jenifer
• Ron

Best Overall Podcast:

• Inside Charlie and Extremely Inside Yvonne
• Big Dollar Love Connection
• Booty Tickler
• Inside BDR

#22: Four Guys and Two Reviews

The group is back minus Jenifer but plus BDR (Big Dollar Rob, i.e., Jenifer's better half). We start by discussing the season 7 mid-season finale of the Walking Dead tv show - WARNING many spoilers ahead! We then review the new Star Wars movie Rogue One which we watched the previous night in 3D IMAX - WARNING many spoilers ahead! We end the show remembering when we still believed in Santa, when we let our kids open up Christmas gifts, and when we tell our kids that Santa - WARNING many spoilers ahead - is not real.

#21: Inside Charlie and Extremely Inside Yvonne

This week, we have some very special guests - Yvonne and Charlie show up all the way from Atlanta, GA! We open the show by discussing who watched Spaceballs as a child, Yvonne describes her harrowing car accident, and Charlie talks about what he is studying for his Masters degree. Then Ron and Lamarca suddenly show up straight from the airport just in time to hear Yvonne makes a grand annoucement - Charlie and Yvonne are pregnant! Then Ron and Lamarca leave afterwards which forces a quick commercial break. Afterwards, we start to play the Newlywed Game with our guests and things get awkward. We end the podcast with a discussion on politics and baby names.

#20: Big Dollar Love Connection

The core group is in the studio! We initally talk about changing last names after getting married but quickly segue into the revelation that there is a blossoming love connection between BDR (Big Dollar Rob) and one of our fellow podcasters (and it's not Al). Jenifer and Rob are dating! So we play a bit of the Newly Wed game with Jenifer before Rob shows up later in the show. We then review a few things in the news including Aretha Franklin's singing the national anthem. We then discuss how our parents are getting old and the merits of travelers insurance. Then Rob shows up and we finish the Newly Wed game. Afterwards, we move on to beers, beards (hair on your face), and beards (women who date gay men to knowingly conceal their sexual orientation). We end the show with a talk about the new Star Wars movie "Rogue One", the introduction of Negan into the Walking Dead series, how useless the BMI measure is, and, finally, sexual harrasment at work.

#19: The Annual Airing of Grievances - 2016

The group is back with the charming Aviva visiting us from that far away land called New Hampshire. Given we just celebrated Thanksgiving, it only made sense to air our 2016 grievances of which the word "Fuck", the Electoral College, the Chicago Bears, and Trump voters took some beatings. We then discuss the statute of limitations regarding sex between minors (and all of us should be in handcuffs). We then discuss Aviva's dating life and preferences which then segues into a deep conversation about race, gender, and nationality (not really). Next, the Disney movie Moana is reviewed. We then end the show with a discussion on tattoos, have an impromptu food intervention with Ron, and finally we have a revealing chat about unsolicited dick pics.

#18: Bizarro Podcast

The core group is back! We start with an enlightening discussion on cat jizz which nicely segues into a review of The Walking Dead, Designated Survivor, Lost, Heroes, The Wire, The Sopranos, Breaking Bad, Homeland, The Gilmore Girls, and other TV shows and movies. We then argue if birthdays should still be celebrated into your 30s, 40s, etc. Then, we celebrate one of us getting a raise at work and discuss the different processes of getting merit increases. We end the show with a little Star Wars news.

#17: Make our Podcast Great Again

The group is back to discuss the Arizona propositions and general election results, talk about why some people are protesting, what president-elect Trump will do, and polling errors. We then discuss if kids should be allowed to believe in Santa, can a group of men actual think like a women, does everyone die alone, and the irrational fear of heights. We end the show describing how great trains are and sing a little melody about them.