#25: Invasion of Homes and Assholes

The core four are finally back with no guests for the first time in months. We start the show with the revelation that Ron's house was broken into. He discusses how he found out, what was taken, and the ongoing search for the dirty rotten scoundrels. We then talk about the inauguration of our new POTUS Donald J. Trump and, given our hot first lady, whether we can masturbate to the ceremony. We then talk about prostate exams and other exams which requires a stranger's fingers to be entered in one of our orifices. Then, after prostate talk, we annouce that Gil's mom, niece, and sister Belia (the first Permy award winner) are moving to the Phoenix area which could lead to the creation of a spanish-speaking version of the Laverne and Shirley show. We end the show with some Air Supply talk, a teaser for a future Die Hard commentary podcast, and then hear a message from one of our many sponsors.