#51: The Dick Pic Dialogues (Or The Rooster Goes Apeshit at Walmart)

September 13th, 2017

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The boys are joined by Red, Jen, and Tess, and the fun starts immediately as Al explains who in America has the right to free speech.  Gil tries to get Jen to open up about all the sex that goes on in a cult, when the conversation runs right off the compound as Jen details one of the most unique dick pic scenarios ever recorded.  This of course leads to discussions about dick pic etiquette: when is the appropriate time, what's going on in the background, and should your dick be in costume? The show ends with a rousing testimonial about how Red is going to be the next YouTube sensation - perhaps unintentionally...

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#50: Lactation is Our Motiviation (Or You Ain’t Stayin’ in MY Crib)

September 5th, 2017

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Landmark Episode 50 comes and goes without so much as a mention.  Permission isn't even asked for this week as the podcast kicks off with a returning guest, a new guest, and a returning regular.  Belia returns to the podcast to ask the age old, often asked "What is this podcast about?" and doesn't really get an answer.  New guest Jen joins us to explain how she came to Arizona via Texas by escaping Season Seven of American Horror Story.  And returning guest Red takes the empty chair to invoke the ghost of BDR.  Along the way we discuss Belia's new job, Ron's lack of publishing punctuality, and Game of Thrones (yep, again).  The show wraps up with Gil and Al choosing sides in the epic Biblical battle that has raged for generations between Team Harvey (Gil) and Team Osteen (Al).  Who wins?  Tune in and find out...

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#49: Winter is Coming (Or The Time Sarah Jessica Parker Was Warged by an Idiot)

September 2nd, 2017

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The podcast is dark and full of terrors as the tres caballeros delve deep into Game of Thrones.  The conversation starts with a discussion of the typcasting of James Earl Jones and quickly devolves into a discussion riddled with theories, conjecture, and Ron Jeremy.  We learn what's really going on with Bran when he's warging and what it really means to be a three eye'd raven.  Gil and Al then audition for the job of movie studio producer as they propse several sure to be hits movies revolving around warging run amok.  Despite all of the interest in a certain little HBO show, the core three still take time to appreciate the solar eclipse retroactively.  Finally, the one and only Marco calls in to interrupt special guest Sarah Jessica Parker to provide his man on the ground coverage of Hurricane Harvey.  During his report we learn his family's history as Texas land barons and the details of how he'll get to Vegas in October.  Finally just before ending, the gang is hit with a surprise visit from Woody Allen, bothered by the fact that nobody ever named a hurricane after him.  Shame. Shame. Shame.

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#48: Permission Granted Again (or How We Were Cuckheld in Guam)

August 16th, 2017

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After serious debate on whether or not to continue with a missing member, after an outpouring of accolades from rabid fans, and after the heartfelt on-line plea of one our guests, the three original members are back in the saddle again.  The Rooster ("Red" if you're nasty) fills the vacant seat, where she divulges the secrets of her unfamiliarity with World Geography and fondness for rolling pins.  Joining Red is her friend Tess, who, inspired by "John Snow Comes to Dinner" tries her hardest to remove Red from the Estrogen Throne, GoT style - except no dragons...no Diana Rigg...and no Little Finger.  Amidst the mayhem, Gil, Al, and Ron are educated about cuckholding, the correct pronunciation of ".gif", and how bad "The Emoji Movie" really is (THERE's a topic that begs discussion) among other things.  And through it all, the ghost of the absent fourth lingers on...

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#47: Permission Permanently Revoked…?

July 30th, 2017

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The core four are back but for the last time? We discuss the future of the podcast throughout this podcast. We do have a guest named "Red" who joined us this week. We discuss Game of Thrones quickly but not everyone is up to date yet. So we start to discuss the OJ parole hearing and play some OJ clips. Jen then talks about her trip to Europe and she describes her tour of the Guinness Brewery. We then talk a little more about why we are ending the podcast and Ron, once again, brings up his "friend" Boss-Joe who is supposed to call in during the show (spoiler warning - he does not). We then ask our guest why they call her Red or her other nickname "The Rooster". Then friend-of-the-pod Dr. La Marca calls in to share his thoughts on the final podcast and we learn that Jeff (a non-friend of the pod) does not want us to podcast ever again. We then talk about the recent arrest of Shia Labeouf where he curses out a cop which leads to an update of our Death Pool. Jen then brings up the conspiracy surrounding Paul McCartney who many believe died in 1966 and the current one is just a hologram. This leads us to a discussion about the Mandela effect where we recall things a certain way but it turns out to be wrong. Switching gears, we review the recent #1 movie "Dunkirk" which leads us to a discussion about how certain movies could not be filmed today due to political correctness. Then another friend-of-the-pod Big Dollar Rob shows up to finish off the episode. We then learn that women have their own nail lady, discuss the recent transgender military ban, and why Ron hates marriage. We then talk about why a pedophile was arrested after he listed his top 10 reasons why he likes little girls, give our thoughts about the swimming "race" between Olympic gold-medal winner Michael Phelps and a shark, and play the age-old game called "What did Ron Eat Today". Then we end the show with some phone calls from Marco and Tucson Steve and further discuss the future of the podcast with our most ardent fans and get a final comprehensive traffic and weather update. With all that, our permission to podcast is permanently revoked?

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#46: Uber, Amelia, and Cosby

July 9th, 2017

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We are back with just the guys plus Dr. La Marca. We start the show with Albert describing his side job working as an Uber driver. We then talk about the all-girl band called the Paradise Kitties. Then La Marca describes how he had a fireworks show on his 17th-floor patio in downtown Phoenix. Afterwards, Ron and I review the recent movie Baby Driver. Then we get conspiratorial, when Ron brings up the recent discovery of a photo that shows what really happened to Amelia Earhart. We then do a round of news by discussing Trump, the G-20 summit, and the Trump-Putin meeting. We then end the show talking about the recent outcome of the Bill Cosby trial.

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#45: Worst-Case Protocols

July 3rd, 2017

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We are back with just the guys plus Dr. La Marca. We start the show with 4th of July talk and then Ron brings up that Harry Potter just turned 20 years old today (if he were real and if anyone cared). We then play a short clip of Michael Winslow playing "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin with his mouth. Dr. La Marca then describes his life of leisure which includes a doorman and personal assistant. We then discuss the amount of food that is wasted at potlucks and how we don't trust coworker's food expertise. This leads to a realization of the need to diversify our cohort of friends to include more non-whites and non-Mexicans. Al then describes Gil's pot-smoking, 3-D printing, slacker doppelganger, Bernard. We then discuss having worst-case protocols to fall back on when the proverbial shit hits the fan in your life. As with everything, this leads us to a discussion about porn. We end the show with a discussion about how to find your drinking/stripper bar, some home-remodeling update talk, and the mentee/apprentice/assistant vs. master relationship and how to use it to get things done.

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#44: Hot Topics

June 25th, 2017

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The core four are back in the studio. Albert starts us off by describing his trip to Chicago and attending the Iron Maiden and Metallica concerts. We then move on to EDM and terrorist profiling. We then review the news, including the stabbing of a police officer at an airport in Flint, Michigan, the shooting of Republicans at a baseball game in Virginia, and the truth regarding taped conversations in the oval office. We then discuss who will replace Sean Spicer as the president's spokesperson and play some audition tapes Tobias has discovered. Then we talk about the case of Michelle Carter who was convicted of "killing" a suicidal man by texts. We then move on to Johnny Depp's recent comments about Trump and get into a bigger discussion regarding Trump-hate in our current times. After comparing our different driving patterns and trying to define what makes a "good" driver, we end the show by having a discussion about different family structures and the need for fathers, the possibility of impeaching a president given previous precedents, the special elections this week, the new season of "House of Cards", and the treatment of Hollywood celebrities towards Trump.

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#43: Urban Dating

June 19th, 2017

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We are back with friends of the pod, Aviva and BDR, but missing Albert this week. We open the show with the news that the founder of the World Star Hip Hop website has died and we discuss some of the videos that are on that site. Aviva talks about why she is visiting from afar. We then talk a little dead pool, my sister and BDR working together. We then talk about the events of the week specifically the baseball game shooting which it seems like no one knows about. Then we talk about Aviva's travel which leads to a discussion of inter-racial relationships. We then review some urban dating terms that are becoming popular. We end the show by talking about the men in porn and their interesting profession and some Bill Cosby talk.

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#42: Social Donut Experiment

June 13th, 2017

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We are back from a two-week vacation! In the studio this week is BDR and Matt along with the core 4. We start the show with a few stories and then do a round of Trump impersonations. We quickly discuss Kathy Griffin's recent (fake) Trump beheading and apology. We then discuss the movie Pulp Fiction and then review the more recent movie "Alien: Covenant" with very conflicting viewpoints. We then review the newer movie "Independence Day" with more conflicting viewpoints. Finally, we review the recent "Wonder Woman" movie with (big surprise) very conflicting viewpoints but we mostly agree that Gal Gadot is hotter than Linda Carter. Then we have a frank and timely discussion about the lack of social mobility in both rural and inner city settings. Then we sing "Welcome Back" for La Marca since he has moved back to Phoenix. By the end of the show, we discuss the recent Comey news and question why anyone would go to a bar in the morning to watch congressional hearings. Then we end the show with a description of a little social donut experiment with a dusting of shame.

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